$10 moped

What does a $10 moped look like? Well it looks like this...

In other words, it looks like a Kinetic Magnum held together with zip ties and bungee cords with an extra Puch E-50 strapped to it.

Oh and it also came with a box of random parts... Sort of random, but I ran into someone who used to ride mopeds who no longer does and they sold me this for $10. The engine turns over just fine, and if you didn't notice, its a variated Kinetic. Didn't know these existed. It's literally in pieces, so i'll have to put the whole thing together, but its in relatively good shape. The paint is good, the seat is pristine...in light of my recent accident, It might just be getting my old ciao setup...When I find the time that is...

Yellow Ciao...R.I.P.

Its with great sadness that I report that my humble, reliable yellow ciao has been destroyed. Late Monday night (early Tuesday morning) Elliot, Raymond and I went for a late night ride and none of our bikes returned...What started as an amazing ride ended in tragedy. Our last leg was to go up a large hill in Iroquois park to see the Louisville skyline. There is a gate for this road, which was thankfully open. Unfortunately this road is not intended to be used after dusk and so there were no street lamps. As we gained confidence by our tiny headlights we began to go faster and faster. And then it happened... Elliot was riding in front of me when I heard this loud POP! I saw his head light quickly point down. All I had time to think about was "what happened to Elliot" before I too wrecked; and Raymond behind me. I felt the impact on my shoulder and helmet (thank God we were all wearing them). At that point time had stopped. It was pitch black and as my senses started to return, all I could hear was the moaning of my compatriots laying on the pavement around me. While the gate was open, there was a downed tree covering the length of the road. We each hit the tree going somewhere between 30-35 mph. I flew the farthest (I won the moped rider throwing contest). I tried standing up but found myself lying down. As I stared up at the sky I realized that I was "spacing out" and in fact had passed out for a moment. I sat up and made Elliot keep talking to me. I was "out of it" but apparently "with it" enough that I directly Elliot in how to put my arm into a sling. The pain was excruciating. Nate Bandit came to the rescue and rushed me to the ER with what he thought was a broken collar bone. After waiting a while, the x-rays came back negative. I am lucky to walk away with only a sprained shoulder. It's still very sore and painful, although I regain some movement every day. Thankfully we were all wearing helmets and no one was seriously hurt. All of our bikes are toast (at least the forks and front wheels). My yellow ciao however (i am told) might be unrepairable. They aren't made from that great of material anyways. Here are the photos Nate took of the bikes in the back of his truck.

check out my front wheel...

How'd you break your moped?

So I got a sweet deal on a fully loaded grande; malossi hit, carb, pipe, variator...the guy I bought it from had been having trouble with it and when drill starting it, sucked the decomp into the engine. Apparently it wasn't put together correctly and shot into the cylinder. I knew that this wouldn't have caused much problems because it can't get passed the piston. I tried convincing him to keep the bike and that it was fine, but he insisted that he wanted to sell it. So i jumped on it at a unbelievable good price. The decomp situation should have been an omen... I took the engine apart and the first thing I noticed was that HE DIDN'T PUT ANY CIRCLIPS ON THE PISTON!!! WTF!!! Did he just forget? Did he think they weren't necessary? Who knows...sure enough on inspection of the cylinder there is a nice mark left by the piston pin.

It's not scored that badly and isn't raised. So other than a slight loss of compression, it should still run. Wheh! And then we get to the crank...notice anything wrong here?

let's give you a close up...

WHAAATTT??? That's right...you're looking at A BOLT that was WELDED on the crank. The crank must have been broken in the past and the "fix" was to just weld a bolt upside down in there. Unfortunately the crank is hardened and so the weld isn't actually welded. It's only a matter of time before it just breaks off. Other minor issues of note: no case gasket...just slathered some indian head on there...nuts for the front wheel were finger loose as well as the front fender... All in all however I'm getting this thing tightened up and rebuilt. Should be another reliably fast bike (fingers crossed)

almost...

A few weeks back Nichols helped me with the vespino. This thing has been such a pain in the ass...we worked it down to a possible problem with the decomp. The design of this bike is annoying at times (most times) because just to check the head you have to take so much of the bike apart...the engine is tucked up in there. So we used we used a car lift to hold the front of the bike up.
Unnecessary, yes...makes the job easier...yes. When we took the head off to inspect it, here's what we found...
Brand new metrakit head with a chunk missing from the decomp area. There's no way that the decomp will seal properly with that. We tapped the decomp hole and threaded in a bolt with JB weld to seal it up. I took it down the street and instantly it started right up. Unfortunately it had very little gas and I forgot the tank key at my garage...woof. A day or so later I got it doing wheelies UPHILL down my alley. Excitedly I rode it to moped Wednesday...it was running fine until about 3 blocks from the Monkey Wrench; it just slowly died. Soft seize? Nope. Compression still good? Yep. Turns out it was the bike lever cable that I installed. The cable came loose from the housing. Yesterday I replaced the cable housing and still no dice...vespino time out...again...

way cooler than mopeds...

real life

WB4 Teaser

hijinx

Still little progress on the vespino build as life seems so crazy lately. But I am finding time to hang out with bandits...just not working on bikes. The bandits have an EPIC 4th of July celebration every year with home made fireworks (bombs), etc. this year however, Kentucky law changed and we had access to all the fun things that we used to have to drive to Indiana to get. Here's a great idea for using full face helmets for something other than they were designed for:



Notice that Sean thought he'd cheat by using 2 roman candles...but he got what was coming to him. karma ladies and gents...karma...